Adam

Amazing best friend, British, Great singer, good looking and the one friend you will do anything for. A certified therapist that cures your depression in 1 week. I wish i met him before, but im glad i have this time with him

Ivan: Hey, who is the best friend?
Sam: Oh you already know
Both: ADAM!

by Sam2782 December 11, 2023

Connor Adams

A big man with lots of girth. He uses his mysterious charm and intelligence to rizz up every girl in sight. He goes to the gym every day and will make your life a nightmare. Although his weiner is small approximately 2.3 inches long his muscles attract woman like never before

“ Yo Dylan keep your girl away from Connor Adams he will have her squirting rivers”

by Gayunicorn69 March 17, 2023

Adam

Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).

Mummy: Who's a special boy
Me: me.

(Adam)

by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023

Adam Holtzman

Bot

This kid was such an Adam Holtzman when he asked the teacher if there was homework.

by Chickenstar164 June 29, 2021

Adam

A man/boy who is and always be gay . He has people sniffing his ass all day long

OMG look its Adam the gay guy

by obama from the highness May 10, 2020

Nasty Adam

The Nasty Adam:

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.

I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.

by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021

Adam

him

Who's that?
adam.

by ilrhanakokun October 21, 2020