Don’t swear on my christian server

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.

Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.

by get the bleach January 24, 2020

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

christian

christian is a gorgeous man with a giant dumper. his ass is the biggest around and has all the ladies talking about it for days on end. it is so big you’ll even dream about it for weeks.

damn did you see christian’s ass

by christianluvbug123 October 1, 2023

Chili Christian

Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.

Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.

by aæsdlfkalæsdjkfælajdflaækdsjfa March 17, 2023

Christian

The Asian that knows all. AKA the AzianNinjja or Ching, he will eat ur dog if you get in his way

man, look at that Christian. lock your doors

by Chingiling January 23, 2019

Christian

A person that should stop being mean to the Ford and praising his lord, a civic

Christian bought a new Civic-150, in Alabama

by Howie Itzer September 30, 2020