I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus February 21, 2021

i-pod

the coolest invention, ever!

` do you have a i-pod'
`no'
`you big twat!'

by burngun48 January 3, 2005

I lose

A phrase that started at Santa Susana High School in Simi Valley, CA. It's used when one person is talking about something, and another person takes those words and twists them into something sexual. Instead of saying what they're thinking, they would simply say 'i lose'.

(After being tackled by a friend while playing Madden '05)

Friend: Dude, I was on top of you the whole time

Me: I lose

Friend: You're sick man

by hookups April 9, 2008

in this essay i will

Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.

WandaVision is a satire of heteronormativity. In this essay I will

by Queen Buttrix March 7, 2021

i grec

How they say the letter wordy/word in wordFrench/word.

Not sure if Canadians also pronounce their letter y this way or not.

by Doc Sigma September 28, 2003

i-po

a typo you make that disses yourself.

me: get my boyfriend in order, please.
me: boyfriends*
friend: ouch, what an i-po.

by eusebio martinez January 8, 2008

I-pee

when a mle is listening to his ipod and he accidently pees on the headphone wires.

"dude i was listening to sabotage and i accidently peed on my wire!"
oohh u busted an I-pee

by worldwar4X4 February 13, 2008