hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow

by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014

Tit-Smacker

Someone who smacks titties.

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!

by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

tit-rod

an adjective normally used in a bitter or angry tone to describe a person in a manner demonstrating intense dis-like or hatred.

That tit-rod over there is acting like a complete douche; fuck him.

by greg04 June 3, 2008

Testo-tit

Another name for man boobs

That guy is so fat he has testo-tits!

by Ohdeargod June 8, 2009

Ample tits

big beautiful massive large amazing boobies
I love them

James: my gosh... Lucy has such amazing ample tits!
Melody: I know.... I want to touch them!

by bashinmybrains August 25, 2023

kidney tits

N. Saggy, vaguely kidney-shaped man-breasts. Can be large or small.

Gonis does not have pecs. Instead, he has a pair of kidney tits.

by AbroadinIreland June 10, 2010

Boy Tits

Boobs that are on a boy, trans or not :)

"I hooked up with this trans guy and he let me play with his boy tits, it was awesome"

by k0bi July 22, 2023