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a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."
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by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 02, 2014
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The culmination of all negativity, evil, repulsion, and failure from all existing universes and timelines, all wrapped into the disgusting, grotesque, morbidly obese body of one gelatinous mass of slime wearing a bowler hat and sporting a handlebar mustache.
Alright, so we can all agree that the first order of business is to cheese Hippotits, right?
by Fat Boi Roi May 03, 2018
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