1 definition by Fruity-NinjaTurtle

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."
boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow
by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 3, 2014
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