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zuned out

When an entire class of devices stops working simultaneously.

Named after the infamous zune outage of December 31s 2008 where 30Gb zunes the world over spontaneously turned into bricks.
All of the MyFirstPony musical picture frames zuned out when the company website went down.
by laprice January 1, 2009
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Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious
Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!
by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019
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Zoned

to walk up to someone, fart, and walk away like nothing ever happend, leaving the victim to smell the fart.
Rich just totally Zoned that lady! I smelt it from here!
by Bobby41 March 3, 2008
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p'zoned

he just p'zoned ur arse
by Evel_Knievel jajaja September 23, 2003
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Zpwned

Zpwned/zowned:
To be dominated, made a fool of whilst in The Zone.
"Geez, shouldn't have gone out last night. Got totally Zpwned by a blowout"

"I heard Sid spent too long hanging around some anomalies and got torn in two."
"Hah, totally zpwned"
by El Hanso November 4, 2008
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friend zoned

When a person lets you down when you ask them out and they say "We're just friends." or "You'll always be a friend."
Person A doesn't like Person B because Person A believes that there just friends. Person A rejects Person B on dating each other because Person A believes there just friends. This is a example of being friend zoned
by cdwk sacmska June 5, 2018
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fuck buddy zoned

Fuck buddy zoned is THE equivalent for males as friend zoning is from girls. Many women HATE being fuck buddy zoned it is often as insulting to girls as friend zoning is to guys.

Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.

Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.

To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
*Day after you have sex for the first time.*
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you

Next day

Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!

Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
by Cristalle5 December 8, 2018
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