4 definitions by Cristalle5
Fuck buddy zoned is THE equivalent for males as friend zoning is from girls. Many women HATE being fuck buddy zoned it is often as insulting to girls as friend zoning is to guys.
Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.
Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.
To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.
Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.
To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
*Day after you have sex for the first time.*
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you
Next day
Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!
Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you
Next day
Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!
Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
by Cristalle5 December 8, 2018
A situation where one person is in love and the other person is not, but the person in love pretends to be happy with only sex and gets angrier and angrier and sadder and sadder.
Tim won't even hold hands with me walking back to his place I hate that he thinks I'm his fuck buddy.
by Cristalle5 January 5, 2019
Someone who believes in affordable health care and education and not letting the poor starve and die.
"Oh you are a liberal so you are evil?"
"Yes I don't want people to starve to death and go bankrupt if they end up in hospital, so I am evil."
"Yes I don't want people to starve to death and go bankrupt if they end up in hospital, so I am evil."
by Cristalle5 June 10, 2017
"I hooked up with your flatmate last night"
"What?"
"I hooked up with your flatmate last night"
"You what with my flatmate?"
"Nevermind!"
"What?"
"I hooked up with your flatmate last night"
"You what with my flatmate?"
"Nevermind!"
by Cristalle5 July 30, 2014