Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018

zu-zu-zucc

This is the best form of a compliment you could give someone. It compliments not only their body and personality, but also their ability to be a total ZUCC. Honestly, saying this to someone is better than saying I love you.

Hey Felicia?
Yes Charlie?
Zu-zu-zucc!
Oh my gosh, I love you toooooo!!!!!!

by ellmao January 6, 2019

Zucconi

people who enjoy touching girls boobs
people who don't have lives

person 1: what are you doing right now
person 2: nothing
Person 1: wow you are such a zucconi

by evil_teddy_bear November 6, 2009

Zucchini

It looks like a long green penis.

Bob's Zucchini is rotting.

by thehotcroquette May 2, 2015

Zucced

To be ignored or have your existence forgotten

"Ha you just got zucced"

by Zucced pro August 24, 2017

zucc L

When someone fails to build up the courage to talk to another person they find attractive.

"Man I wish I talked to that cute girl earlier, fuck."
"That's such a zucc L bro."

by zuccypoo September 7, 2021

zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008