The act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage's alcoholic content through the asshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake.
I called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am unfit for the workplace.
by Yaleboss September 26, 2014
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A sweet guy who cares deeply for people and will do anything for his girlfriend. He is amazing in every way and if you're lucky enough to date him, never let him go. <3
by ChocolateRosesOnFire June 21, 2010
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by uraseed April 18, 2019
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