Zerophile

Being the coolest person in a Skype Chat/Call and you just happen to have a hater such as a Yaiiden or a Rachel

Becuase he was so cool, he was called a Zerophile to make him out to be a pervert or a noob, but in actuality, he is the actual motor, engine and all around cool person in the chat

by Skypechattho May 11, 2014

zomophilia

An intense and strong sexual attraction to living corpses, or zombies. It's closely related to necrophilia.

John: I'm not a necrophilie but I'd totally fuck a zombie.
Carl: So you're into zomophilia?
John: Yeah, I guess...

by gesaassrtratrewt November 28, 2020

Zookophile

a creep in his twenties who goes after underage high school girls

"What's that 21 year-old man doing as that girl's prom date - he's a real zookophile!"

by flatcock99 June 21, 2021

Zoomphile

One who is attracted to donkeys and uses Zoom for video calls and conferences.

I am not only a zoophile, I am a Zoomphile! —the CEO of Zoom.us

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

Zoophillia

Zoophillia is when someone is sexually attracted to animals, and most zoophiles preform sexual activity with their pets. Zoophillia is an invalid sexuality and is not a part of lgbtq, as theese sexual activities with animals are illegal. Please do not be a zoophile, it's disgusting.

Zoophillia is disgusting.
Zoophillia is elligal.
Zoophillia is invalid.

by Diskus_InVR April 18, 2022

Zoophilophobia

The fear of the love of animals

The dog barks:"it sure is a good day"
zoophile says:*mumbles nonsense* "i am going to fuck you" *mumbles nonsense*
The dog:"why"
The dog gets forcefully fucked by the zoophile.

The dog survives.
The dog now has zoophilophobia.
The dog thinks:"fucking idiot"

Few hours later they go to sleep.

Morning(like the event): *morning sounds*

The dog wakes up to being fucked.
The dog jumps off of the zoophile's dick.

zoophile: "get back you little shit"

The dog jumps to the window.
The dog breaks the window by kicking it. (how the fu-)

The dog runs off to a place which will most likely be specified in the next story. (just think its the sunset)

by Ball Sniffer (aka He) May 30, 2022

Zoophilic

you like Klaus Mikaelson

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic

by Wennie :) August 3, 2022