Zimmer

An adult male with widely set eyes that doesn’t show up to work.

Man that Jacob is a real Zimmer.

by No skills March 20, 2023

zibberspizzle

Increased speed of the perception of time.

I just caused a zibberspizzle. I didn't even notice it's already 5 pm, and I don't even remember what I did today.

by imsilk June 13, 2023

Zimmerman

young boy (typically short) known for doing gay things

*Kid fucking a mattress* CALM DOWN LITTLE MAN, it's pronounced Zimmerman

by lil junky February 4, 2024

Zember

1. (verb) Obsessing over something.

“I’m definitely zembering over that guy..”

by crackedbones July 13, 2024

Zimzer

To use a person's preferred pronouns.

"Have you been respectful?"
-"Of course! I've Zimzerred the hell out of zem!"

by Algolele May 12, 2024

Zilber Ratio

When your support role is doing more damage then its supposed to do compared its healing . The damage doesn't have to be higher then the healing but just high enough so that you notice. This behavior stems from the individual misunderstanding or lack of desire to play the role accordingly.

Person A: I'm not getting any healing!

Person B: Of course not bro, our support has 4k damage and only 200 heal.

Person A: He's got a fucking Zilber Ratio.

by Dan mayor June 28, 2024

Zibber

To move around aimlessly, with no clear direction, like when you're procrastinating or don't know what to do next
It’s perfect for those days when you’re bouncing from one thing to another but not really accomplishing anything. Imagine it as a mix of "zigzagging" and "drifting" with a bit of laziness thrown in

- "I was supposed to be working, but I just spent the last hour zibbering around the house."

- "Stop zibbering and get to class!

by toomuchh March 1, 2025