The woodshed is the coolest place in America. For most of the year, the shed’s function is storing wood or possibly curing tobacco, but for a period of about two weeks it is emptied.
During this time, the shed can be used for throwing parties involving playing pong with 9loko.
A flaw of the woodshed is it’s thin roof which allows sound to easily escape and piss off anyone too lame or stupid to be in the woodshed.
During this time, the shed can be used for throwing parties involving playing pong with 9loko.
A flaw of the woodshed is it’s thin roof which allows sound to easily escape and piss off anyone too lame or stupid to be in the woodshed.
Guy one: Yo what’s yer ass fixin to do this weekend?
Guy two: Prolly do my Ph106 set cause that’s what I do every weekend.
Guy one: Fuck physics - git yer tits to the woodshed cause were mixin up some 9loko.
Guy two: Aight hoss, but this better not be some pussy quarter send.
Guy two: Prolly do my Ph106 set cause that’s what I do every weekend.
Guy one: Fuck physics - git yer tits to the woodshed cause were mixin up some 9loko.
Guy two: Aight hoss, but this better not be some pussy quarter send.
by Migdal Kadanoff May 13, 2019
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Get the Tiger Woods mug.The art of hitting a baseball (the mother fucker) over the fence and deep into the metaphorical woods behind the fence. Otherwise known as a home run.
Player1: Damn, he hit that mothafucka in da woods!
Player2: Dude we're in the desert there are no woods but, man did he knock the hell out of that ball or what?!
Player2: Dude we're in the desert there are no woods but, man did he knock the hell out of that ball or what?!
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Get the Hit that mothafucka in da woods mug.1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.
2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.
3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.
4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.
5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.
6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.
3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.
4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.
5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.
6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's the Tiger Woods of Harlem.
2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.
3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.
4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.
5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.
6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.
3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.
4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.
5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.
6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010
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Get the Woodstock mug.A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.
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