Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

Woody Towel by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

Woody on 

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

Woody on by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

Woody Soak 

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

Woody Soak by The Lige May 15, 2016

woody charm show

having sex

I took that drop'em blossom back t o my place for the woody charm show

woody charm show by dog nipple October 3, 2016

woody tissue 

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

woody tissue by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

woody hood winked 

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Woody hoody 

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

Woody hoody by Beaks86 February 26, 2017