Willied my Wonka

1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.

Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.

by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

Wonka Burn

a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory

Stacy: How do I look?

Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?

Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.

Dave: Your a waste of money...

by Jerry Frank May 25, 2010

Wonky Spooks

When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `

I watched Wonky Spooks house three bananas and then he went to the BR for 20 minutes to yank it.

by Acecutlets June 12, 2012

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

Wook chic

Sometimes pertaining to the style, or length of time a garment has been worn. After 30 days a wook loses its 'chic' until a new garment is sported.

Chad loves Becky's wook Chic style, as he can spend more of his money on drugs and less on materials for Becky to make her clothes

by Beckys1chad July 17, 2019

wonkyrat

A TikToker who has an amazingly cool hair

Woah look at wonkyrat today 😵

by Deformed Crayon May 21, 2021

Wonker

A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker

by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021