Womped 

Being out of round, flatness, or un-true, un-balanced (as in a wheel on a bike)

Yo, I just hit a curb with my bike an' now my wheel be's all womped

Womped by Deek da Biker December 10, 2005

wompey

Usually used for females, a derogatory term for one who displays the potential of becoming a wompus. She may text, call, email, facebook stalk, or follow her prey, but she has not yet reached the status of wompus.

It is a truncated form of "wompellum" which is the diminutive of "wompus."

"Hey man, how's that girl treating you?"
"Well, she's starting to text daily. I think she's a wompey."
"Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that."

wompey by Jack Greyy January 14, 2009

Whomper Jaded 

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

Whomper Jaded by gellyG. December 14, 2009

chile wommpered 

when you really screwed something up, or something is messed up beyond belief.

1)Man you really chile wommpered that thing
2)whoa that thing is chile wommpered

chile wommpered by Waits May 8, 2006

Red Wolpert 

While during her period a woman inserts a tampon with no string attached and after a day of use, ask her spouse to go down and use his teeth to remove it.

When his wife broke both her arms she asked her spouse for a Red Wolpert to help her out

Red Wolpert by CFLX May 26, 2010

womber 

n. woman

Those fucking wombers are bitching again.

womber by ohhai2u February 1, 2009

womperskonk 

When yo mama tell you to do the dishes so u gotta call her a bitch

“Charlie my sweeheart please do the dishes, you haven’t stepped out of your room or washed yourself in three days my love. I’m worried, can do you the dishes”

“No you fucking womperskonk💯📝‼️‼️💯💪💪😂😂”

womperskonk by radical_arson93 November 25, 2022