Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
by B Caitlin July 09, 2019
Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
by Jacen Ynot January 30, 2019
Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.
Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"
McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"
McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"
by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020
When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.
Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
To destroy or exterminate
Wipe Out - Used to demonstrate a call to destroy or exterminate
"Those incels need to be wiped out"
"They need to be wiped out if they don't learn our culture"
"Those incels need to be wiped out"
"They need to be wiped out if they don't learn our culture"
by Tyrant the SME September 05, 2019
It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.
by Gipple December 24, 2012