williston nd

place where all girls eat and get fat to fit in. Normal size guys take out the blimp wifes out to the china buffet and watch them eat everything

also the place where the richest homeless people in the world are. There are people living in their cars making 80 grand a year, just think thousands of people at night are jacking off in the wal mart parking lot

Willistom nd er

me and the ole lady are going out in williston nd

out of towner

holy fuck she is big, how does he physically do her. I dont see how, holy fuck there is like 6 tons of women in this china buffet. This summer at the beach here is going to be a freak show

by superguy6969 October 27, 2011

Bruce Willising

The process of walking along an area with sharp objects such as glass, rocks, thorns, etc. while barefoot. This is reminiscent of Bruce Willis' character, John McClane in the movie Die Hard. In the movie he is forced to walk along broken glass while barefoot.

Oh dear lord I forgot my shoes, now I'm Bruce Willising it.

by Schuster J November 8, 2007

Seduce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.

"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Hot Willis

A "Hot Willis" is a variation of the "Hot Carl". A Hot Carl is when your partner has a piece of saran wrap over their face and you take a shit right onto the saran wrap, the poo warming their face. The Hot Willis variation is performed by pulling away the saran wrap, crapping directly onto their face and then jumping up and yelling "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" alah Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.

At my high school reunion, my math teacher wanted me to give her a Hot Carl in the bathroom. So, I followed her into the john, assumed the position and delivered a Hot Willis instead.

by Thrilljockey June 14, 2006

Truce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a ceasefire agreement.

"I thought they were UNBREAKABLE, but they called a Truce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

willets

Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.

Get ya willets out, show us ya willets

by scott g January 6, 2005

Willius

The most underrated fortnite player.

How did Willius clutch up like that?

by FaDe_WiZaRd March 16, 2019