whacking the doodle

Masturbating; jerking off; pounding the pud.

Jimmy developed carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist from whacking the doodle too many times each day.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

whack off

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

by Travis December 8, 2002

sack whack

to be smacked in the scrotum very fast and very painfully.

" hey, whats wrong with you?"

"i just got sack whacked"

by krl November 12, 2003

whack a doo

Strange; Displaying odd behavior or bad judgement as a result of drug usage.

I was trying to talk sense to John, but he was whack a doo.

by getzalot September 1, 2009

Whack Pussy

When you are fucking a woman for 3 and a half hours and can't nut no matter how hot/tight she is cause dat pussy whack as fuck.

I was fuckin' her for 3 and a half hours and couldn't cum cause she got whack pussy.

by Dãn December 29, 2017

crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.

"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."

by Minndy April 9, 2008

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 23, 2017