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weiner snitzel

An old hot dog restaurant. from German Wiener Schnitzel, meaning Viennese cutlet.
We ate at the weiner snitzel.
by Bridgette1978 May 2, 2008
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Weiner Slam

The act of slamming one's weiner and/or any other part of his package in some sort of closable object; particularly a car or shower door.
Sorry I'm late dude. I totally got weiner slamed by my shower door.
by db24 June 23, 2008
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WeinerFag

Your girlfriend's best male friend who has always liked her but never made a move (or made a move and got rejected).
You: Hey Sarah, wanna go to a movie and give each other handjobs in the back of the theater?

Sarah: I would, but Thursday is coffee night with Matt, my BFF.

You: Matt is a Weinerfag.
by WTHJ222 October 29, 2010
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Weiner queef

by nova.Skittles October 18, 2018
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Trouser Weiner

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.
Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!
by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006
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Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.
She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"
by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009
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