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Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.
You stole my pen, you weener!
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
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Oooh Weee

What is said when words are not suitable for the occasion, or to emphasise something positivly, can be followed by the word "Damn"
1) OOOH WEE!! Thats one bad ass tune!
2) Fine girl walks past Albert
Albert: OOOH WEEE!!! DAMN!!
by Shay-D January 23, 2005
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baby dyke weekend

baby dyke weekend is the name given by the locals of Provincetown to Memorial day weekend. This is due to the large number of younger lesbians who seemingly invade Provincetown. It is one of the only times when the number of lesbians is higher than the number of gay men. The lesbians present on this weekend tend to range in age from college up to mid thirties, and the spring break feeling of the weekend is undeniable.
Kate and Mary bought thirty racks on their way to Provincetown for baby dyke weekend.
by Agi June 2, 2008
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Weekend

Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.
Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
by SlopNChop September 16, 2017
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wet weekend

miserable bastard; sulky, self-pitying, whiney person.
You can continue to be a wet weekend your whole life, but eventually we're all going to get sick of you.
by Sappho August 14, 2006
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weekesy

weekesy is the nick name for an absolute legend. a "weekesy" is usually very good looking
-I was out with weekesy last nite. he is such a legend
by weekesy October 20, 2004
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weekend

The cause of the creation of 75% of this population.
It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.
by Iamawesomedog May 19, 2018
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