Who wearing?

When one is at a red carpet event and a person wants to know who designed the clothing dressed upon a celebrity.

"Hi, Johnny Depp, who wearing?"

by January Biggins May 6, 2009

Fred Westing

The act of punching someone with a knife.

Badger: "I was getting so pissed off with him I even considered Fred Westing him."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

Weiner Weaning

To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.

Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?

Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.

Jake: Shit, that's genius.

by Dagnasty October 20, 2014

High tech weaving

High speed bike ride on trafficked road moving, overtaking in a winding or zigzag fashion; avoiding/evading cars, pedestrians and other obstacles. A bike messenger usually does this and is very dangerous

New York Alleycat race is an evil race in spirit and riders, doing high tech weaving through heavy traffic and checkpoints in the city.

by kidlat.biker April 17, 2011

Wearing white boxers

means that you are aloud to do what you want and no one will know/care. derives from being able cum in white boxers without anyone finding stains.

tom:is it ok if i swear in u'r house
mat: yeh dude u'r wearing white boxers
tom: thank fuck for that

by Bradam September 3, 2006

basket weaving

When a slut bag uses both her hands in an up and down spiral motion to jerk off the PENIS

I will basket weave your ardavrk until the foreskin falls off.

by Balzar May 10, 2005

Wearing It

Getting absolutely owned, equivalent to getting a load busted onto your face.

The phrase and definition were derived from the idea of "wearing" a load of semen to the face. The phrase also carries over into everyday use referring to hang overs or other displays of general weakness.

I busted on Charlie's mom, she was wearing it.
Charlie's mom is always wearing it (her pearl necklace(s).
I heard once Charlie made his mom wear it.
Getting puked on.
The female "soreness waddle"
Taking a load to the face.
Passing out on the toilet.
Not being able to do the last pull up.

by Dr. Gaitor Bait, Esq.,M.D.,J.D.,M.B.A.,C.P.R/A.E.D.,C.P.A. April 25, 2008