Rofl Waffle

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!

Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!

by The Jokerrrr August 16, 2009

cum covered twat waffle

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008

waffle

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

by Whitey October 5, 2003

soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 13, 2003

Wafflehouser

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.

Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?

by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014

chatting waffle

To chat shit or lie

Reece - "Adam said he was going to America this week,"
Lana - "Dont believe anything he says he's been chatting waffle!"

by Lanaxreece March 13, 2017