wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003

wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.

Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax

by Jelthi April 30, 2007

Wank

This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.

Harry: GTFO you wanker!

Jason: Smd

by Manbungoed August 22, 2010

wanking it

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum

When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair

by Ballsballs November 12, 2013

Wank

Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)

1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder

That guy over there with the sling, he wanked so hard that he dislocated his shoulder!

by A.J.O February 28, 2008

wanked

When you badly miskick a football (soccer ball)

There's Rooney right in front of the goal!!!
Oh...He's wanked it!!!

by Anthony13 January 8, 2006

Wank

the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.

Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.

by Flu Z October 19, 2010