Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."

by Bulldog December 9, 2008

Wal-Mart Kid

The crying, screaming baby/toddler you hear inside of EVERY Wal-Mart EVER.

I went shopping at Wal-Mart today & came across about a dozen of those damn Wal-Mart Kids.

by devilman337 September 6, 2014

Wal Mart camo

When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.

Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!

by gigger06 August 17, 2010

Wal-mart mother

A mother who often shops at wal-mart and who swears at her kids in front of everybody. The wal-mart mother is often single and a bit crazy so she often threatens violence upon her kids.

I like these wal-mart mothers who swear at their children: "JEFFREY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

by The roguesmiler August 3, 2010

wal-mart rent

To buy something from wal-mart with the intention of taking it back in the near future, only.

Joe: It sure would be nice to have some noise cancelling headphones for the airplane ride, but i dont feel like spending $50 for them.
Bryan: Wal-Mart rent that shit!

by allyourbase1081 July 12, 2007

Wal-Mart UT Fan

Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.

Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?

Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!

by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010

Wal-Mart feet

A person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. The name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every Wal-Mart on the globe.

Damn girl! For lookin' so fine you got some nasty ass Wal-Mart feet!

by DipTester May 23, 2007