russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.

Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Woah, wait

What?

Woah, wait, say again?

by chryobyte December 21, 2021

Wait of Shame

When you contemplate in the hallway if you should tell your parents you pissed the bed

I had to do the wait of shame when I pissed the bed last year

by Chunky little boy November 30, 2021

Wait a tarnation

Wait a second/minute + What in tarnation = Wait a tarnation

Wait a tarnation, where my fertalizer go?

by BagleMiester March 25, 2017

waiting game

A game that's best if you wait for it to be better.

I like the look and feel of Battlefield 2042, but from what I've heard, it's just another waiting game.

by ballsack doodoofart November 30, 2022

Waiting for women

Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.

Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.

The group is now waiting for women.

Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.

by YellowFever2013 October 6, 2013

Waiting for Victor

When you are in love with someone who barely thinks about you and will eventually forget about you. It is a reference to the Bret Easton Ellis novel The rules of attraction in which the character of Lauren is madly in love with Victor a boy she dated last year who is now in Europe. She is afraid to comtact him throughout the whole movie. The third act of the book he calls Lauren and it is revealed he was calling someone else and doesn't even remember Lauren.

Person 1: I just can't get him/her out of my mind.
Person 2: Dude it's never gonna happen. You're Waiting for Victor.

by generalofnerdia January 2, 2019