hork wad 

That goop thats regurgitated during a belch after a large meal.

Also an insult for a particularly annoying person

After dinner I belched up a hork wad that set my sinuses on fire.


Look you hork wad, you're starting to get me really honked off.

hork wad by budgieramone January 13, 2004

bum wad 

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

bum wad by Heptune May 14, 2005

shot my wad

It actually comes from the old days of musket guns, where a wad (strips of cloth) was packed down in the barrel to create a seal between the gunpowder and the bullet, increasing the internal pressure when the gunpowder fired, and thus speeding the bullet.

A musket is a muzzle-loaded, smoothbore firearm, fired from the shoulder. Muskets were designed for use by infantry.
A soldier armed with a musket had the designation "musketman" or "musketeer".

"I ran out of ammo, General Washington, so I shot my wad."

(When soldiers ran out of bullets, they would resort to "shooting their wad".)

shot my wad by Tiny Pteranodon July 16, 2013

Douche Wad 

Like a douche bag, but worse.

So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.

Douche Wad by Novella V January 12, 2008

twat wad 

the little particle of toilet paper that gets left in between the labia of the female anatomy

"Oh my gosh look at the twat wads I left behind my last wipe"

twat wad by ALT The #1 Hoe January 3, 2009

Gut Wad

Food.. anything to fill yer gut..

Man I nee some "gut wad".. I'm 'bout starved

Gut Wad by FN64GR September 7, 2006

JACK WAD 

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

JACK WAD by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003