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Boner Vulture 

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
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Bart Vulture 

Bay area rapid transit - A Bart Vulture is a bummy teenager to a young bummy adult loitering around bart stations playing their shitty music on speaker with their phone, walking around in the pick up area with their pants sagging to their ankles, walking like they shit their self, bumming for change, starting shit with people, but mostly bum for cigarettes.
As I waited for my ride, I wanted to light a smoke up but said no, I'll wait, there's a bart vulture right there looking my direction, waiting for someone to light up a smoke so he can bum one.

I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!
Bart Vulture by Shwilla510 December 12, 2017

Ninja Vulture 

A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.
“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
Ninja Vulture by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019

clout vulture

To take advantage of someone's scandal to promote your brand. The scandal is innocent enough to be forgivable/forgettable, except for a clout vulture.
That Alinity stream with her dog was pretty innocent. Monroe is a real clout vulture for putting down Alinity in that tweet.
clout vulture by 9mordecai December 1, 2019

Muzzle the Vulture

To masturbate. To jerk off. To rub one out. To touch one's self in a provocative manner for sexual gratification. Sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals.
You guys go on with out me, I'm going to stay home and Muzzle the Vulture.

Street Vulture

The people who stand on street corners and try to get you to sign petitions or give money to save babies or save wales or stop dog fighting.
This greenpeace street vulture seems to have grown a British accent in the 2 months since he physically blocked me from crossing the street.
Street Vulture by drbrain May 15, 2010

Cock Vulture 

-Many people say the definition is cock-hungry freshwomen.
-It can be used an adjective to describe any slutty females -who just need to gobble more dick.
-No person can be a cock vulture for a while, it is a way of life.
-Doesn't mean the same thing as slut. It's more an insatiable thirst for the penis.
-A "collector of dicks" would be close, but not quite.
-Slut 1: I just added another dick to my collection.
Unknown Man: Wow, You're a real Cock Vulture!
-Lo: I'm unsatisfied with only a dick a day.
Alex: You're a slut!
Kevin: Not quite, she's more of a Cock Vulture.
Cock Vulture by ThePartyNerd November 17, 2009