Facebook Vortex

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****

1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."

by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011

Vortex

When you talk to someone who is real dumb, they just stare at you and it is clear that there is very little brain activity as they attempt to understand what you are saying.

I just got vortexed by that fucker, I almost got sucked in!

by Atrizzle April 29, 2008

blood vortex

The guild from Frostmane who banished the allmighty Drexxler in between dimensions. But the 7 crystal shards have been reunited, and Drexxler has come to take his throne on Frostmane. Blood Vortex is one of the factions against the Drexxler movement, and will be destroyed under the hand of Drexxler.

Did you hear, Drexxler has returned to unleash his fury against Blood Vortex!

by Drexxler September 17, 2006

Vortext

1. the phenomenon that can occur after meeting someone and exchanging numbers in hopes of actually meeting face to face at some later point in time. but what ends up happening is just infinite text message only communication. Actual phone calls are useless because the other person prefers to only comunicate by texting.

shmoe (text): let's meet up some time this week.

becca (text): idk kinda busy. text me later.

shmoe : shit, i'm in the vortext

by geekernet December 9, 2010

Vortex#0121

Vortex#0121 is a bum who likes moaning on calls.
Also occasionally married to Rvogue.

Guy 1: What does Vortex#0121 like to do?

Guy 2: He likes moaning on calls. Stay away from him.

Guy 1: Ok.

by Wunguudboi October 25, 2020

vortex

Denna usla neger jävel duger bara till att pricka golv / vägg / tak, han duger inte ens till att hoppa ordentligt... därför e voiden hans bästa polare som ger honom daglig avsugning...
Ibland prickar han faktist nåt annat än väggar osv, det e sina Team kamrater, skjuter dom oftast med mening pga ilskan som tynger honom innombords ( pga hans afrikanska mamma brände bullarna han skulle ha till Björnes magasin )

by Elvis August 26, 2003

vortex

Similar to the wordshocker/word. The only difference is, upon insertion into the wordvagina/word, the index and middle fingers are crossed. This causes exceptional pleasure for the wordwoman/word.

Baby, you like da shocka, now i'ma give you da vortex!!

by omoshima May 29, 2003