Voltoline

A Pretty rad last name

Ashley Voltoline is popular and cool, I like the cut of her jib.

by Tameka Brown June 15, 2010

Voltage

Mountain Dew's weight gainer drink that was cunningly disguised as a delicious blue soda which they happened to release sometime during bathingsuit season 2008. the name Voltage was derived from the fact that they jampacked the calories of 6 sodas into 1 can of soda...Voltage will make you very fat, very fast.

Q: does this Voltage make my ass look fat?

A: yes. very.

by thumbass January 20, 2009

mars volta

The gnarliest band to hit the music scene since 'at the drive in.' The mars volta consist of two amazing men "cedric Bixler zavala" - Vocals and "Omar Alfredo Rodriguez Lopez" - Guitar. There is a slue of other random band members that fill in the rest of the music but Cedric and Omar are the main gnarlers. Although they are considered "un-tasteful" They still kick ass and open a new genre of music. Just try to play some of the mars volta on guitar or to grow hair like theirs. The mars volta , despite what critics say, are the most talented and original band at this time.

Dude 1:Have you heard any of the mars voltas songs?
Dude 2: Yeah only when i dream.

by motagne de lion July 20, 2008

Voltron

A commonly occurring group consisting of 5 people. Usually found in a restaurant, bar, or coffee shop. Voltron's always consists of 4 white males (some have goatee's) and one Asian female. Not really noticed until you find yourself in one, then you see them everywhere.

Oh look, there is another Asian woman in a Voltron.
I love this Mongolian Grill... wow, look at all the Voltrons!
See that Voltron table over there? they get 5 Venti's.
Look at that LL Bean catalog... is that a Voltron on the cover?
God I love shopping at IKEA! OMG is that an Ektorp Voltron?

by Mrsailorman April 3, 2010

Volturi

The Volturi are a group of ancient italian vampires that protect vampire law. In other words make sure the existence of vampires stay secret. The Volturi Coven includes Aro, Caius, Marcus, Sulpicia, and Athenodora. And Didyme used to but Aro killed her because he was too power hungry to let Marcus and her leave the Volturi. There's also The Volturi Guard. That consists of Alec, Jane, Felix, Demetri, Chelsea, Renata (partial). Basically they do all the REAL work. Aro, Marcus, and Caius aren't kick-ass enough to do much so they have others to do their bidding. In short Alec, Jane, Felix, and Demetri do pretty much everything and sometimes consult with Aro. In modern times (via Breaking Dawn) Aro has become tired of Plan A: Keep the existence of vampires a secret to Plan B: Take over the vampire world in power hungry in greedy ways.

Felix: Some n00bish vampires in England are creating an army
Aro: Perhaps we should take care of that.
Jane: Suppose we should to that.

*Jane, Alec, Demetri, and Felix go but a stop to (kill) the n00bish vampires meanwhile Aro, Marcus, Caius "leaders of the volturi" sit on their butts*

by MovingBrick September 4, 2011

Voltaire's Angry Fist

The act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during sex.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.

During my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a Voltaire's Angry Fist. There was a lot of blood, but now I'm a brother!

by Tniles September 15, 2007

Voltron Up

Group of three or more friends join forces to socialize, party, or flirt with potential mates.

Once Pete shouted, "Voltron Up," Marty and Steve overcame their slumbers and joined him in banter and cajolery.

by Donal Duggan March 25, 2011