Virtual Road Head

The act of a male receiving oral sex from a female while participating in a racing video game. Recommended game is Mario Kart Double Dash.

Damn shawtty, I 'bout dropped the controller and lost to that bitch peach cause that Virtual Road Head was so mo' fuckin' good.

That nappy headed hoe from the 3rd flow, Kelly, best get her bitch ass down to 201 to get my Virtual Road Head befo i finish this all cup tour.

by Willie Fister October 29, 2009

virtual friend

friend that you never see, never talk too, possibly never meet, but happy to email or chat too only

You: have you heard from so&so?
Me: yeah - on email
You: Just virtual friends now?

by bluetopaz August 29, 2005

Virtual Fetish

A virtual fetish is a fetish, that does only apply to online pornography and not to real life.
Somebody could like bondage as a fetish in porn but can be very turned off by bondage in real life.

Girlfriend: What's that on your PC? Eew, do you have a leather fetish?

Boyfriend: Well, yeah, but it's just a virtual fetish!

by PoKe499 December 19, 2008

virtually dry humping

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

Virtuous Babe

a person (persons) with a never ending love for chilling and gettin their groove on. A lover of animals and humanity and partying, this person can funkify their life and get on down!

Greace- "Ashley drove 6 hours to surprise her roommate with a breakfast sandwich and to jam out to free music!"

Boone- "What a Virtuous Babe!"

by 4virtue July 15, 2013

virtucrat

In his book Snobbery: The American Version Epstein crafted the word "virtucrat" which he defined as "any man or woman who is certain that his or her political views are not merely correct but deeply, morally righteous in the bargain."

In his book Snobbery: The American Version Joaeph Epstein crafted the word "virtucrat" which he defined as "any man or woman who is certain that his or her political views are not merely correct but deeply, morally righteous in the bargain."18 Epstein used the word in other works such as Gossip: The Untrivial Pursuit, and the word has been picked up by other commentators on culture and society.

by Asylum Harbour June 16, 2016

Virtual Virginity

Losing your Virtual Virginity (also known as "Double 'V'" or "V V") means to masturbate and orgasm while watching the opposite gender's sexual parts through an online video call. This applies to both female and male. Only virtually online. Not in real life.

Hey Bob have you lost your virtual virginity yet? "Yeah, last night, Susan let me jack off while watching her rub herself in a skype session online and I cummed"

by The_Playmaker.... January 17, 2017