human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

by Kumpump June 22, 2016

on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality

She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.

by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009

Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap

v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.

Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!

by sm0kesta November 8, 2005

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Pulling a Venus

To not get any sleep

My friend Tuck was tired the next morning since he was pulling a Venus

by Hank_J_Wimblton November 23, 2024

Venus

Second planet from the Sun, it looks white due to the global cloud coverage.
Its surface pressure is 9.2MPa or 91atm, surface temperature 464 C.
It's very hostile on the surface, however above the clouds at about 50km altitude the atmosphere is at the same pressure as Earth's and the temperature ranges from 0-50 degrees Celcius.

Venus likes to destroy surface probes

by ?mypseudonym? May 16, 2021