human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

by Kumpump June 22, 2016

on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality

She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.

by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009

Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap

v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.

Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!

by sm0kesta November 8, 2005

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Venus

A Texas city along the Johnson and Ellis County line. They are the Venus Bulldogs.

Venus is a small city and Venus Middle School is a terrible school!

by TexasWoman June 10, 2018

Venus Fly Trap

Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle

Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate

by VinnyL October 8, 2020