J.D. Vance

the antichrist

"dude, the pope died the day after meeting j.d. vance! he's the antichrist!"

by 22" bad dragon April 26, 2025

vanced

An ADVANCED version of mobile YouTube, but without the AD. Get it? Built-in Adblock & Sponsorblock, more customization, picture-in-picture/background play, and DISLIKE COUNTS! It's like YouTube Premium, but better and free, and makes YouTube usable! But then Google fucked it up by sending a C&D to them, so Devs had to discontinue this mod. RIP Vanced, it was fun while it lasted.

Person 1: Been paying for YouTube Premium for a year now
Person 2: Just get YouTube Vanced, it's better
Person 3: Well fuck CorpTube cause Vanced is no more
Person 2: Oh fuck

by gunnar greve fan club March 13, 2022

Vance

Vance (verb): To have carnal relations with an inanimate object, particularly furniture such as a couch or sectional.

I wouldn't sit there - John just vanced that chair.

Oh my God Becky, that guy is vancing in the Ikea showroom!

Bob, that couch is dead sexy. I want to vance it.

by MIR482 July 27, 2024

B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.

Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance

by actuallyB.Vance November 22, 2018

Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

jeff vance

Jeff Vance is a beautiful soul, great man. Big heart.

Jeff vance is my soulmate

by Mimicoco September 25, 2017

Vance

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate object.

Do you think the muffin man has vanced one of those muffins, or does he just like them the normal way?

by Geek.blather July 30, 2024