Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025

Val Kilmer

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.

by Kmanisles May 21, 2025

The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

by The True English April 11, 2024

The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

by The True English April 11, 2024

Val

By a car, love it for a week then hate it immediately and then trade it in within a week of owning it for something else.
Professionals would typically do this with a BMW M2 or M3 but it may be done with any other vehicle.

I just haven't done a 'Val' yet.

by LASS3 February 19, 2024

Val

Val is a very sexy Swedish Man. He will make you wet just thinking of him. He has a 6 incher and will satisfy your sexual desires.

Dude 1: Damn he’s hot.
Girl: Yeah that’s Val

by Noah’sarc2344 August 2, 2022

Val

A waste of time, a stupid thing to do when you could do other more useful things

“I’m going to play valorant”
“No, that’s val, play fortnite”

by Jon ronson June 10, 2022