Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit

When normal words aren't enough to describe how angry you get at doing something, simply yell these words.

Dan falls off his bike and breaks both his arms.

Dan: "AHHHHHH FUCK! SHITTY BITTY TITTY BISCUIT!"

by ThatOneGuy987 January 13, 2013

Elbow Titty

Brushing up against cleave, accidentally or otherwise.

In line at wal-mart, I got some elbow titty off that hot blonde Shooby lives by.

by ThizzleWizzleGizzle September 24, 2003

The Eastern Titty Tickler

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.

I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.

by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

titty fuck

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.

by Patrick February 12, 2003

titty up

Use your feminine assets to get what you want from the boss.

I had better titty up so I can get my new computer.

by Jomo Mojo January 20, 2009

titty ass cold

When it is so cold outside you feel like your tits are going to freeze off because its as cold and an Eskimo's ass taking a shit in a snowstorm.

Dang it's titty ass cold out here! It must be like 30 degrees below freezing!

by moozer55 May 28, 2010

Titty Clap

When having sexy with a large breasted girl the rhythmatic thrust causes her breast to slap together repeatedly. This can be affected by the size of the breast and power of the thrust. Best results achieved when ther girl is 34DD cup size or bigger and in the missionary or cowgirl position.

Samantha - So what's position does your boyfriend like best?

Jane - Well, I prefer doggy, but he's a breast guy so he likes when I get on top and pogo stick his dick. He says it makes for a nice Titty Clap.

by Daddy_Eros August 29, 2010