Twit Slap

verb: The act of responding to someones twitter while in the same room as that person.

Dude quite twit slapping me! If you want to say something just turn to me and say it!

by The Amazing Leztits May 4, 2009

chief twit

1. The Head of Twitter, currently Elon Musk

Chief Twit , our lord Elon Musk

by Chief Twit Elon Musk November 4, 2022

lil twit

Smart, arrogant, bastard who likes to complain. Very annoying but people a often fond of him. Is very attractive and would be ideal for any girl. Believes himself to be awesome and amazing and this is true although he exaggerates it

1) Lil twit is a prick but I do enjoy his company
2) After writing that test, lil twit is gonna complain about it

by Dr Walter Keef October 28, 2013

Twits&Blafs

The most perfect duo of sisters ever. They are born to rule the world. They make everyone happy and when they're together they have the most hillarioud conversations ever. They can talk blabber all day and insult each other, but still be there for each other at the end. Because they love each other and are way too perfect !

"Look at those sisters. They are way too cute. So Twits&Blafs

by lilsnshine June 2, 2015

shooting the twit

"shooting the shit" on Twitter.

A few friends of mine are shooting the twit during tonight's episode of Survivor. You in?

by This Hour Has 22 Minutes December 25, 2011

Twit-For-Brains

A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts

He forgot how to speak clearly - he has "twit-for-brains".

by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009

Twit Pay

Posting a tweet on Twitter asking for money and then receiving monetary funds from a follower.

User1 wants you to send him donations to his PayPal account! (20 minutes ago)
User1 just got Twit Paid! (5 minutes ago)

User2 would like you to spot cash at tomorrows event. (19 hours ago)
User2 thanks for the Twit Pay. (30 seconds ago)

by spinal_compression July 23, 2009