Whittle your twig

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?
by tengowood August 19, 2009
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slip/slide a cig/twig

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.
To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.
by cigsandtwigs December 19, 2018
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twig

A twig is the name for a cell phone. One can all another's twig, or send a text message, or 'nine,' to a fellow brother's twig, and even more, one can drop a voicemail or '86' on a brosef's twig.
John does not carry around his twig, so he never picks up my calls. What an amatuer
by J Wall May 04, 2007
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Alien Whore Twig

Girl who gets around and has a thing for dem basketball boyzz...extremely lanky but don't under estimate this tree.
Dude I got this AWESOME road head from Alien Whore Twig!
by KernDaddy March 15, 2011
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ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.
person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad
by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019
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Twig nibbler

A) an insulting name for someone who is gay

B) a woman who gives blowjobs to her husband who has a small cock
God Eric is such a twig nibbler

I’ve heard Sharron is a twig nibbler, supposedly her husband has a tiny cock
by Redwolfchild May 04, 2024
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