Turtle

A TURTLE is a weird creature that will hide when scared.

Danm foo he's such a TURTLE!

by Edwardo G. SS December 8, 2016

turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."

by FluffyIsMyNameM8 October 27, 2017

turtle

Marijuana- it is called turtle because its green and it makes you move slow

we be smokin dat turtle, moving hella slow

by Jcracka September 27, 2005

Turtling

Making a person laugh so hard while they are lying down that they take on the appearance of an upside town turtle trying to right itself before baking to slow death in the sun. A person caught in Turtle laughter often will flap their arms about in a desperate attempt to self-right themselves. People who enter a state of pure turtling may need help to right themselves before a stray hyena manages to consume them.

I made my friend laugh so hard last night that she was turtling all night, arms flapping about like a upside down leatherback.

by shill71 January 11, 2009

turtles

a half-hour (30 minutes).

Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"

by randywong September 5, 2003

turtle

building up alot of defences in a rts game

that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

turtles

evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.

Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'

by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011