Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.
Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.
by Roy Sanchez August 08, 2006
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Toaster army

Something made by a 13 year old girl on discord, for friends.
HEY GET ON THE TOASTER ARMY SERVER AND LETS SPAM !
by Toaster queen January 29, 2017
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Toaster Bitches

Toaster bitches are girls with little to offer but demand a lot. Like a toaster that only has one function yet it demands a whole appliance for it.
These girls got nothing yet they ask for so much, these are some Toaster Bitches!
by DreamLeague69 November 23, 2022
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taint toaster

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!
by Voxpopeye February 25, 2018
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Toaster Effect

A horror movie effect wherein something is intended to scare the audience by popping up unexpectedly, catching them unaware, similar to toast popping out of a toaster.
"Dude, that movie wasn't scary at all, it relied too much on the toaster effect."
by Megamean09 October 06, 2012
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toaster special

When a man is giving a woman a hellacious pounding in the kitchen,he pulls out and sticks an appliance (often a toaster) into her.
"Man, John gave Mary the toaster special last Friday in his kitchen, and she still can't walk properly."
by Lord Scott February 04, 2006
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toaster internet

A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.
I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet
by Tigg-E July 02, 2019
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