squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

Toad Pog

The expression in which one Pogs for a Toad. Toad Pog originated in the 2000's as a slang word for streamer frogs and toads. When the term Toad Pog was made, it caused wide controversy among frogs and toads. It was said to be offensive, but what do they know they're fucking amphibians.

"Hey bro that's pretty Pog!"
"No bro that's Toad Pog!"

by Toad.inc December 19, 2020

toad in the hole

The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.

I thought we were having sex but I guess I just have a toad in the hole.

by beeyebickiebuy April 19, 2006

slippy toad

1: A character from the Star Fox series.
2: of poor quality

1:I just kicked major ass, thanks to Slippy Toad!
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.

by Bryant November 20, 2004

Fuck Toad

A decrepid, hideously ugly woman who people just fuck because they disrespect her too much to give a shit about her. More often than not, not only are they largely inbred, they are riddled with STD's and other living creatures. More often than not they aren't even aware of the fact that intercourse is taking place.

Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all

by SuperHanz March 3, 2008

toasted toads

From the "Sword of Truth" series. A solmn oath.

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.

Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005