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Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.
by v1cious May 14, 2004
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worky ticket

Pushing ones luck. Pull a fast one.
Causing trouble, sometimes in a mischevious way, sometimes in an agressive way.
Used in North East England.
'By.. what a worky ticket he is!!'
or .. 'He's really working his ticket with me!'
by nicola usher September 5, 2008
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tickle waffle

A sexual game in which you order a large cheese pizza from dominoes, and flip it down cheese first on your bare chest. (Pizza must be hot still). While the cheese and sauce sears itself into your skin you masturbate profusely until climaxing.
Boy: Hey let's play tickle waffle I'm feeling frisky
by forben112 June 22, 2014
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Tea bag tickler

The physical and shocking experience of a man dispensing a large turd into the toilet bowl, of such emense length and stability, that the turd fulcrums off the bottom of the toilet to then strike the base of the deficating man's scrotum
John reported to his friends he had to wipe his ball sackwith toilet paper after unloading a tea bag tickler
by Gitchigumi December 15, 2012
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ticklee

One who derives pleasure from being held down or placed in bondage and mercilessly tickle-tortured.
The ticklee screamed so loud, I thought the roof would collapse.
by Wayne December 22, 2004
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dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.
today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.
by muffler November 9, 2008
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Tickle Rape

The act of tickling someone, even when they protest through laughing and kicking. Generally the victim does not want to be tickled, but is forced to endure it anyway, usually and hopefully from a friend.
We tickle raped Suzie last night at the party, she kept yelling no even though she was laughing so hard she could barely breathe.
by RoninX May 7, 2008
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