Charles Thompson

the epitome of a pussy

"Let's go drink on Friday."
"No"
"Dude don't go and be a Charles Thompson"

by CTSIENDS December 27, 2007

jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.

wow what a jake thompson

by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014

thimple

An agonizingly painful blemish that sprouts anywhere from one's gludious maximus to their knee. (a mixture of the word thigh and pimple)

dammmnnnnn son, i think i just heard that thimple talk. lets go to the bathroom and take care of that S.O.B

by Steve Wallaceson May 16, 2009

Stink Thimble

When you use very thin sheets of toilet paper or misjudge the velocity at which you should be wiping and your finger goes through the paper and straight up into the brown rusty mess. Thus leaving a small coating of turd on the end of your finger which resembles a brown thimble

"Dammit Margaret", exclaimed George. "I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet paper from the corner shop, this is the third Stink Thimble I've given myself this week"

by OrlandoT October 10, 2011

Obama Thumper

An annoying person who insists on winning political arguments in favor of obama, but doesnt really state the issues or even understand them (95% of all blacks)

"That tweak Mary is such an obama thumper. when we asked her about his crap economic policy, she didnt even answer and started talking about McCains age"

by snoopy98349859 December 9, 2008

thumpa

A large, often ghetto, booty. Often used with a negative connotation about a woman with a big ass.

Hey bitch, I hear you got a thumpa on you, wanna smash?

by katherine loves livi March 12, 2008

filthy thompson

You start by shooting your load into a girl's nose. She then proceeds to sniff it up and spit it out on her chest. Afterthat you use it as lubrication for a good old fashioned tittie fuck.

This girl was definetly a freak. She let me give her a "Filthy Thompson."

by john doe doe January 16, 2007