by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023
Get the airbag warningmug. We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.
by anonymous December 23, 2022
Get the Blizzard Warningmug. When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020
Get the Jew minute warningmug. A situation, like Hurricane Katrina, where the police go around and hand out triage tags or disaster evacuation tags or, if you're light-skinned, write your name and social-security number on your arm. I heard it from someone in New Orleans- that's what they called it during Hurricane Katrina.
The person wrote: We lazed around Memphis until we could meet up with one of my oldest friends who was too stubborn to heed toe tag warnings from cops at his door. He ended up in shorts and t-shirt but nothing else when his house flooded within seconds.
by ras57 March 7, 2024
Get the toe tag warningmug. That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
Get the The Final Warning Shotmug. A meatball Warning is now in effect for the tristate area. meaning there is potential for a plowable snowfall and the more meatballs you eat, the better our chances for snow! The impact would be from Sunday night into Monday. So if you want snow, eat meatballs from now until the timeframe mentioned above.
by ellipsoidal May 14, 2018
Get the meatball warningmug. An underground skate thrash band from Emmett, Idaho. Known for their grimey guitars, razor sharp screams, and their ability to play around 200 beats per minute. Also appreciated and criticized by some for their anti-violent lyrics and drug free stance. They have adopted the genre name "Peace Punk."
by RuskeAilgur September 3, 2009
Get the Local Warningmug.