Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

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Get the Trouser Mountainmug.

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

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Get the trouser toddlermug.

The unfortunate and unintended phenomenon whereby an attempted fart and dart is performed too rapidly, resulting in the perpetrator being followed by his or her own brown cloud around a public place, leaving little or no doubt as to the initial deliverer of said methane.

Jesus Mother of Christ, that trouser trailer could only have come from the bloke over the other side of the shop! If he'd timed it a split second later he'd have pulled off a classic fart and dart!

by Network Synergies Mgmt September 27, 2011

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Get the Trouser trailermug.

trouser pocket

The burrow of the elusive, endangered trouser snake, it's usually described as a wet moist damp dark cave that at times is bare or has grass on the field surrounding the den, trouser snakes often hibernate inside them and on occasion get stuck because of the moisture often sliding in and out trying to come out of the trouser pocket

Brads trouser snake got caught in Britts trouser pocket because of the wetness of her pocket.

by Bbbbb88 December 25, 2016

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