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the shape ae a table

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scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.
'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'
by sugarvine July 11, 2009
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THE ShamWOW :)

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The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010
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the Shaux

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(n) A drink created by marinating high quality espresso beans in, at minimum, one shot of quality Irish whiskey (often Jamison).
Your eyes are popping out, and your speech slurred. Are you on the Shaux?
by drinkingshaux January 8, 2012
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The Shawt

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my and my homies are coolin in the shawt

chillin in the shawt for the weekend
by AliHalfBaked November 24, 2013
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A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...

Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...
by Anon Pi2 November 30, 2013
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The Shawn

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While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook
Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...

Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk
by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 7, 2015
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The Shadowbeast

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When your own shadow follows you and scares you
Shadowbeasting When others use their shadows to chase you down the street. (Consisting of 2 or more chasers)

Created by a group of neighbours /brothers picking on one of their younger siblings, so she ran home crying and couldn't play games with the boys as she was too scared the shadowbeast would come out and get her if she ran across the road.
Watch out! The shadowbeast is coming!

(Works most effectively when said in a spooky voice)
by Sparkles7 November 11, 2014
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