porch fever

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!

We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.

by Jenkisani February 27, 2011

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013

porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

Porch-lag

a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving

Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.

by C.Hefner March 11, 2010