when u have diarhhea and it drips down in the area that connects your balls to your ass (grundle or gooch0
by ed1 March 28, 2005
She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"
by Honkey Tonk Ba Donk A Donk January 28, 2010
by fallopian dude March 15, 2011
by catseatingdicks March 01, 2016
1. Two lesbians with yeast infections eating each other out
2. A guy finishes and then pulls out only part way so the cum squirts into the vaginal opening and then oozes out.
2. A guy finishes and then pulls out only part way so the cum squirts into the vaginal opening and then oozes out.
by pie me June 18, 2010
When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.
No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.
patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.
patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.
by Loss Prevention Officer August 02, 2011
He sprayed Armenian Mayonnaise all over the floor.
by Anyhow February 20, 2010