essay gut

The bulging stomach area that results from sitting in a library for periods up to a month during the dreaded essay time. Students tend to eat junk food and heavily caffeinated beverages during this time without much exercise, resulting in weight gain.
Wanna go clubbing next weekend after our essays are due?

Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.
by ndidds April 27, 2009
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gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley June 11, 2011
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Splooge Gut

A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter
That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.
by Trent Rockwell November 10, 2008
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cuddle gut

Like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.

"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"
Muscles aren't for me, I need a man with a cuddle gut
by Jewels19 November 23, 2014
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gut scraping

Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate

why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
by Adam the definer ! June 26, 2015
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garbage gut

A person who continually stuffs themselves within a inch of their life on garbage junk food. They usually end up getting a funky "butt in front" gut.
Pokey scarfed a bottle of pickled pig hooves, wolfed down six salisbury t.v. dinners, then washed it down with boxed wine.

He's a real garbage gut.
by jrubadubee May 02, 2010
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Slurry Guts

An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.
That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.
by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018
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