Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

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stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

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cactus waffle

Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.

stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

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jeremy the cactus

Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.

Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation

by Hunter01 February 5, 2019

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cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

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The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.

"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"

"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."

"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"

by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009

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