Temple of Doom

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)

The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom

by Michael February 9, 2005

Tempest

A constant problem. Fuck you, Tempest.

“God I hate Tempest so much. Why can’t he just talk normally?”

by Herberbth March 10, 2021

Peaceful Temple

(v.) an act of running off to the bathroom, when in bed with your parter and getting close to orgasm, and scooping the shit out of the toilet bowl that you let out an hour ago to only come back running to your sexually desirefully waiting opponent and mash it hardcore in his/her face.
*This action often comes with consequences when used as a birthday surprise.

Stacy: Hey Jane, you won't believe what happened yesterday between Wil and I.
Jane: You Bang'd him?
Stacy: Better, I gave him a Peaceful Temple!
Jane: You're goddess!

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Templeton

A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ.

Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . .

Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment.

"There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ."


"I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ."


"Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too"


Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ."

Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?"

by BringerX March 26, 2009

van der tempeling

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.

I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009

Temple University

The best university in Phiadelphia. Anybody who thinks that the football team is bad, is right, but, because Temple is in the hood, means that the basketball team reps it every year, too bad they do not have the funds to get the players that will bring the to a national championship. If Temple was not a poor school, they would win every year. Try and beat any North Philly team, you will die.

I am so gald I went to Temple University, now I can kick your ass.

by MCLEMENTS63 April 24, 2009

Temple

tem·pull

–verb
1.
When Temple University Japan fails to inform a student of something that will detrimentally affect that student until it is too late.

My friend was Templed last semester and had to leave the country because the school didn't tell him he was missing some visa documentation until two weeks after it was due.

by skoff January 6, 2011